Commune Public Service - Issue No. 1

We at Commune are all about customer service. We care deeply about your well being way before you step-in to our shop. "Customer is king" is employed 24/7 at the store. Therefore, with this entry, we shall be taking things a step further by giving you this guide entitled:

"Shopping Efficiently at Commune"

Start by grabbing some wheels. It's much faster than just walking around. It's also a hell of a lot more fun. Take your pick: skateboard or grocery cart?

or

Your choice of transportation can double-up as a weapon against those slower than you. In this case, it's a battering ram.

Follow these tips or else things can get nasty. The mad rush for some items can lead to something like this:

Once again, this has been a Public Service Announcement from Commune. If you don't like it, then you can. . .






Commune..
making you efficient!